kimiwatanabe:

A guy walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, “Do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips?” The bartender shakes his head and says, “No, we only have plain.”

amoying:

amoying:

what did the toilet say to its significant other?

urinal my thoughts

You are not their LEADER, you are their FRIEND.

There is a BIG DIFFERENCE!

kanarimegami:

無題

Pixiv ID: 25595817
Member: 食魚

what have i done

yummytomatoes:

lelellelee
SUMMER BREAK, IM FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 

tiny-airman:

no youre

rolan-pard:

“every time you post something online the entire world sees it”

yeah then explain to me why my post doesn’t have more notes

sometimes i look at other girls and i think “god why can’t i look like that”

xcuddlycatx:

♥ More here ♥

uglycatt:

coralwine:

OH MY GOOD GOD

does anyone else watch this show? its so awesome. Its called Too Cute! and you follow puppies and kittens growing up. 

best

show

ever

brodave:

bro strider split a meteor in half with nothing but a katana and his own hands
imagine what he could do to your ass

monetizeyourcat:

vlogbloopers:

wow get a job

are you talking to the photographer or the dog because if you’re talking to the dog i agree